Ελληνικά
Genre: Heavy Metal/Punk/early Black/Rock’n’ Roll
Country: Japan
Label: Hell’s Headbangers
Year: 2015
Someone is ringing your doorbell. No no no, it ain’t the iceman nor the post man. And no ,it surely ain’t no big tits dark haird neighbour askin’ you for sugar. You wanna know who it is? IT’S FUCKIN’ YASUYUKI DRESSED AS THE GARDENER HOLDIN’ THE GRASS CHOPPER AIMING AT YOUR HEAD! Yaeh ,yeah ,yeah! And when i say yeah i mean a BIG ONE!Barbatos, this music loving machine metalheads die to worship and prog fags hate, are back with a vengeance! All the ingredients that make “Barbatos metal” Un-healthy and Budweiser are here! Imangine Motorhead, early Venom, early Sodom with a strong n.w.o.b.h.m vibe (call me “Tank”) and “Profisiensi” level English and there you go. You got a bunch of tunes full of sheer epileptic driving force. Down ‘n’ dirty Heavy Metal with a “power trio” attitude (both sexualy and musically talkin’) and the “ssssshhhhhhhhrrriiiiiiiiieeeeeeeking” tone of Yasuyuki completing the puzzle of total “burning posers with an imitation lighter of a Zippo”‘maggedon! I just looooove those rockin’ “freight train” rockin’ leads. They sound like they have a headbash with the hyper distorted bass while the drums sound like a damaged jet plane falling on your house while you take a shower watching porn while mastrb…..ehm. You get the picture, they sound menacing. What can I say? Tunes like “Straight Metal War”, “Goodbye High Schoolgirls” ,”Dreamin Dreamin” and “Rockin Metal Sluts” will melt all prog/pozer/plastic cds within a galaxy’s range. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
4/6 BUT THE DAMNED CULTMETER SCREAMS 666/6
